Tuesday, July 20, 2010

These are a few of my....

Happiness at work is this:

See the size of a ppt file
Compress the pictures
Save the file
See the size of the file again

Miraculous how 3.5 MB turns to 1.6 MB.

Gives me a sense of achievement!

Am I superwoman or what?

Sunday, May 23, 2010

1500 worth of crap!

Mom and I were just going through some old papers and found a bill. Rs 1500. Description. "Crap".

We've bought a lot of crap I'm sure, but never has a bill actually said "Crap"- so in your face!

Turned out to be a bill for a Crepe Sari!!

Sigh......

Monday, January 18, 2010

Smarty Pants!

The annual Goa trip's being planned. This time there're some 20 of us heading out and the planning has been going on for a month. Approximately 150 mails have been exchanged with some as arbit as "why has aj sent a blank mail", "maar daala", "what does your tattoo say"- that being the only content in a series of mails where we're trying to get a headcount, budget count, room count and a vote on north goa vs south goa!

The 151st mail today in the middle of a very busy working day to our mailing list of 36 said
"This thing is sitting outside my office window.... quite a distraction"

My reply:

"Why? Is it singing Hotel California?"

I am now most definitely the most hilarious person I know!