Friday, January 16, 2009

Matlab ki....all and sundry!

Before I start, since this is the first post for the year- HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
Ok Fine. So a bit late. But it's still Jan so it counts ok!

And now for all the junk! :D :D

Well to start with, I got this great haircut! A hundred people stopped me in the office corridors to say "Hey Zee. Nice haircut!".
I hadn't even finished basking in the glory when the hairwash happened and off came the blow dry!
"Oh my God Zee! What happened to your hair?"
Or worse.
"OH MY GOD! What have you done?"
Yes for some reason people believe I do these things to myself! I like to look like fluffy cat! Hmph!

Have you noticed how integral Facebook has become to our lives?

It's no longer "Smile for the camera". It's "Smile for Facebook"

Everytime you look at a picture you evaluate it. Is this worth making my facebook profile picture? Is this ok for my aunt in Timbuktoo to see?

A significant part of your life is also being spent in palpitating about a childhood picture your schoolmate could tag you on and the world would know what a vague looking child you were!

And of course there's the small world phenomena. "Hey I know you. Aren't you A's friend? I've seen you on his list. I'm A's friend's girlfriend's friend's fiance. What a small world I tell you!"

But of course now nobody says good bye. They say- Are you on Facebook? And that's pretty cool actually! :)

I hate socialising! Period.

Me to the 4 yr old niece
"What's up?"
"Why not?"
"Because I don't know what that means!"

Squeeky shoes suck! My nice brown shoes are warm and comfortable but I end up trying to tip toe through the day in office and even the tip toeing makes this horrible squeeky sound. Aaaaarghhhhh!

I can also see thought bubbles going up in office. "God! The heels are really revolting under all her weight!" (Now come on! You didn't think I could start the year without cribbing about my weight?)

And now an ode to my Squeeky shoes!
Squeeky shoes squeeky shoes
Why am I wearing you
Squeeky shoes Squeeky shoes
It's all your fault!
(PS 'squeeky' is a bloody tough word to type!)

I've decided to write a book. Not for publishing and stuff but as a family heirloom....errr heirbook! The only issue is I've started about four of them but they're all in my head!

And with that, I'm out. Farhan Akhtar is on air....and in my heart.....sigh!


Cool said...

so plan to be regular this year?

Zee said...


Bullshee said...

Whats a new year without Zee's jovial cribbing!!!

Oh well, here's to squeeky shoes, bad bosses, long walks to the office from your parking space, and freaky hair!!!


Arnold said...

Good point she makes. I have no idea what people mean when they ask me "What's up?" either. Your niece in very intelligent.

Anurag said...

i also hate socializing....we are same same in that...other than the fact that in the last post we were same same in cooking... :) :)

n hair cuts always are on the extremes arent they...either they are amazing or they r least i guess that's the way for girls :) :)

n what is this about farhan akhtar..theek thaak to hai...koi khaas nahi :D

JollyRoger said...

Hey Zee, happy new year.
Maybe you should have Facebooked and posted two pics of pre shampoo and post shampoo...

And cool post, kept me smiling awhile

manoranjini said...

Heyy!!I lov Farhan Akhtar too!!HI 5on that..Your Squeeky shoe song reminded me of Smelly Cat of Friends.. so here's to Farhan(romance),Cute brown shoes(vanity) N Friends(fun)- Happy New Year ..!;-)

Zee said...

bullshee....cheers to u too! and to all your eccentricity!!

arnold...yes she is. just like her aunt! (come on i had to say that!)

anurag...farhan akhtar 'theek thaak' hai??? no we're not so same same after all! would be an unusual before and after...usually the before is supposed to look worse! was supposed to be like smelly cat! and happy new yr to u too! :)

Daisy Blue said...

Squeeky(I copy pasted this ;).. ) shoes... & haircut.. I could picture those well.. I'm a victim too :D

Aiswarya said...

Hair!! Umm.. its alwys gud to have a change , but for the new year. you dnt want it to go wrong after teh first wash

CM-Chap said...

lol... Hope your hair is OK now :)

Yes, these days everytime we take a pic its intended for Orkut/Facebook.

Arpz said...

lol, happy new year to you as well :)

unforgiven said...

Been a while since I came here; nice to see you're still here, and just as lively :)

Zee said...

daisy blue...same pinch! went soooooooo wrong! is getting worse by the min! :(

arpz...same to u!!!! :)

unforgiven....stop by more often. am alive only!

Nisha said...

made me smile!
you dont ask for phone numbers these say...ill add u on facebook!
n seriously..whats up with this whats up!!???i really dont know what to say when someone asks me whats up!have we grown up or something!!??

Anonymous said...

You mean squeAky shoes?!?!?!?
Hahahahaha couldn't resist that one!

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