Monday, June 16, 2008

Where have all the bloggers gone!!!

No really! Where is everyone! Just because I happened to be missing from the blogosphere doesn't mean all of you decide to disappear too! At least I have legitimate reasons to be missing. First, you have to understand being in an internet company totally zaps the fun of coming online in the evenings to blog cause you spend the day just reading stuff on the net all day (and no, for all of you who think my job is as cool as just surfing the net all day, save your envy for someone more worthy of it!). Second, I've been suffering from what they've diagnosed as a lack of life. If someone's day comprises of watching TV and sleeping, I'm not sure where I'd get the dope to blog about. Even my mum who usually frowns when I tell her I'm going out for a second evening in a row has now told me to get out more often and do something about my social life. So I've decided to start by rejuvenating my blog life!!

Ok so let's start with my biggest self revelation this week. All my life I have wanted to become a housewife. No, not get married types but you know, just live off someone else's money, stay home and watch TV all day. But for the first time last week, I was left home alone and realised running a house on your own isn't cakewalk!

It all starts with you having to wake up much earlier than usual because the dog needs to be put out for a walk. My dog is one hell of a lazy dog. You can blow a trumpet in his ear and he wouldn't move an eyebrow (yes he has a 3-haired eyebrow!) but he does have a lot of energy at 6am!

By the time he returns and you can get back to sleep the maid wants to come in and cook for you. You tell her you'll just order in but she wants to do the dishes from last night and heat the milk and make you breakfast and the thought of breakfast does tilt the scales in her favour and you let her in. Little do you know that she decides to start her own orchestra with the pots and pans and the walls of your pillows don't create the sound proof effect you need for a good half hour sleep!

It takes you double the usual time to get out of the house cause you check the switches, the doors, the dog and bump into the guard who always has some bill awaiting payment. I always dismiss them saying- let my mummy come back- leaving them to think I'm some sort of pauper in her absence.

I think planting that doubt of not being of any financial use when my mum is away also helped keep the robbers at bay! Aaj Tak and other such entertainment news channels ensured that I spent every single night anticipating one of the 3 pouncing up on me- a thief, a murderer or a ghost! (Yes, trust me. These news channels also run programs on how some vampires and ghosts were spotted somewhere!!)

I slept (whatever little I could) with the lights and TV on for a week and usually just on my back cause turning sideways would either keep the window or the main door out of view! Only when the sun starting streaming in did I get some shut eye only to be woken up by the dog and the maid both spoken about fondly in the paras above!

I did manage to get some company during the week of my family's absence though. The giggly girl gang came in full force carrying chocolate cake and diet coke! We spent a much fun afternoon snooping on facebook and getting scandalised at old schoolmates' lack of clothes!

And another day I got a couple of B-school friends who like me vegetated in front of the TV and then decided to play a game of trivial pursuit! Trivial pursuit is a game of general knowledge. Vestige Blackberry Dhar went into clinical depression when he didn't know Akbar was the founder of Din-e-Ilahi (or however you spell it) and HR Superwoman proufoundly told us that what part a tadpole lost along with its tail once it grew up was an "important" question. Important for who and why is something I didn't debate cause general knowledge is definitely not my forte!

Anyway the family is back now and I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep! So good night folks! Till I find more dope to blog upon....

19 comments:

Maverick said...

he he , I take such breaks from blogging too, and when I come back I always shout hey i'm back, cliched huh. When my parents arent at home, we make a mess out of it and dont worry to clean it until before 1 hr of their arrival :), you know to do all the guys stuff , we need a place :)

CM-Chap said...

Ha Ha.. Welocme back... So had the taste of family women.. :-)

This is why we guys most often choose to live the Mac way or Taco bell way.. Just becoz of the scary feelg of doing the dishes. Yeah the dish washer is useless....

Rahul.. in the city of dreamz said...

lol... we were always here!!!

It was you who was missing out on all the action!

Ps- check my post called "ecstasy"

Daroga said...

hehe.... Whatever you say... on some level, you have loved this experience !!!

lilfern said...

no no - please dont become a housewife blogger - it is so much less entertaining than your cinderella shoe stories!

beanpole said...

"consists of" or "comprise". not "comprises of".corporate planning hah hah hah...

gunj said...

aaha....snoopin on facebook with d girlies sure is so much fun!!

nutty said...

Yaaaay!! finally something to read!!

u know me also always wanted to be a housewife .. live off some dude who slogs his a** off etc etc :)
the secret is marry rich :D that ways you can hire an army of servants who can live within the house it self! see?!

me has to write something soon too .. mebbe another short story ... hmm....

JollyRoger said...

Good to see you back in action.

Zee said...

maverick.... sigh.......i am a girly girl girl and so like things to be clean.......

cm....i eat so many macs at work, i just settled for normal dinner at home!

rahul...yes sir! will do

daroga.........noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lilfern.....hmmmmm........ok i won't...i pledge to break some more shoes in the process

beanpole.....pfffffffttttttttt

gunj...it sooooooo is!!!

nutty.......yes please!!

jolly.....yes it's good to be back!

Anshul said...

so I should assume that it was at this gathering that you all made the plan of coming to HK...
anyways; I odnt know what to say about your blog = after alcohol my life is also dead.

Anurag said...

he he...ghar mein akele rehne mein maza bhi hai apna...sutta maar sakte hai chain se... :D

he he

Matangi Mawley said...

:).. good 1!

nice blog u ve!

geet said...

hahahha..i always look forward to your post as my comedy channel!!!
your whining is also funny.

waise..these aajtak guys really dont have news .. then they hire darawane ppl to present tht as well...

even i went through all tht when parents-went-on-vacation. believe me,the neighborhood aunties were a more pain in .... beta,akele ho..darr to nai lagta?beta kahan ja rahe ho..beta raat jo der tak mat ghoomna..beta ye ..beta wo... hmmph.

Zee said...

anshul....ya man....learn to live without the intoxicants!

anurag....hmmm...u sutte baaz types!

matangi....thank u

geet....ya man....got soooooo many calls to ask ki darr toh nahin lag raha hai.....matlab ki....!!!!

amooma said...

lol! funny. so u slept on the sofa in ur front room? so u could keep both eyes on the door and window>?

Daisy Blue said...

Hahaha.. even I wondered the same when I came back from my break!!
Btw Its me Scribbler now with a new name.

Anki said...

sigh
i know it was crazy living in a gigantic house all by myself in delhi
man the billlllllllls

i guess its not that bad to b in a tiny hostel room now :P

Bullshee said...

I'm back! At least for a while.

And yeah, going through allll your posts, brushing up on some laughs!

Ooooh, I always keep telling my friends(the females, not the guys for obvious reasons), how I'd like to be a househusband. Live off a high powered exec wife's salary and just sit arounD!!! Same frequency Zee!