Monday, June 23, 2008

What the!

Went to get petrol filled this morning from an all-women run petrol pump.

The lady says "Can you move forward Auntyji?"

Plan of action:
- lose weight (again!)
- dye my hair (like timmy said last week- "Your age is showing. It's time to dye"....which sounded more like "Your age is showing. It's time to die"....crap!)
- start using ponds anti aging or something
- find a new petrol station!!!!

Hmph! I hate Mondays!

36 comments:

Daroga said...

arre... subah subah dikhayi nahin diya hoga theek se :P

Anonymous said...

keep talking......ha ha ha....

Cuckoo said...

Ha ha!! Hows work and life in general? Has the musical maid sympony improved? Try 'Cranium'. Super game :)

ιℓℓυѕιση said...

She too must have been suffering from Monday morning blues!

black coffee said...

I hate Mondays too! but even my monday was better than yours! :|

don worry.. just one of those bad hair days i guess! you will be alright as you always are.. :)

nutty said...

whaaaaaaaattt!! WTF!!

@#$@##$^^&$%#$@^*!!!!

awww!! muuuaaaahh!!

me no likes this attendant .. how rude!

Miss-understood said...

Heyy! Have been reading your blog for quite some time now. :)

Arrey, i was working at this office two to three years back, and once a colleague had asked me whether I was bringing my husband and my kids for the 'Family Day' event organised by my office.

I was 21+ then. With no husband and NO kids! And i refuse to believe that i even looked like i was married! Or "Aged" for that matter! pffffffttt.

There should be a fine imposed on such people, who just ruin your morning/afternoon/day by saying the most ridiculous things! "Did you just say i am married?? Okay, pay a fine of five hundred dollars!"

:p

Sree said...

lol awesome! Atleast you figured out an action plan so quickly.haha.

Sorry...am laughing n all.But hey,isnt life fun when we sit back n think of even the bad dialogues.

Takecare.

CM-Chap said...

Ha Ha.. I wonder why all this things happens only to u....

Anyways.. chnage the petrol station

Zee said...

daroga....sahi....

anonymous....err...i am

cuckoo...life goes on as u can see

illusion.....ya right!

black cofee...sighhhhh...that didn't make me feel better!

nutty......awwwwwwww so sweet!

miss.....u're so right! let's start the movement!

sree....sigh....go ahead laugh at my expense!

cm...i don't know! i need to do some serious thinking!

Anurag said...

one more option...start walking/jogging/running to office :D

for more such advices...get in touch with me :D

gunj said...

lol...
how can girls be so insensitive to other girls!!

Still Searching said...

hehehhe!!!

ok, when i stop laughing, i'll say something more appropriate and comforting!

hehehe

Mann said...

What a clarity in thoughts ----"To bitch or not to bitch....is not even a question!"

Mann

CrazyDiamond said...

they have all women run petrol pumps now...sweet...

antithesis said...

nice example of a bitch.......

Arpz said...

find a new petrol station is right. nothing else is dearie.
cos the people at that pump station are blind :P

JollyRoger said...

Ha ha ha! Get d gal a pair of glasses and pat urself on d back for ur gud deed of d day!

Zee said...

anurag.....too lazy...give practical advice

gunj....women to women more by the looks of it :(

ruchi....i'm waiting....

mann...sab clear hai!

crazydiamond....and that's what u get out of it?

anti....errr...me???

arpz...ya man...btw, why are comments disabled on ur blog???

jolly....hmmmmm....good idea!

IR said...

hillarious !
you should have replied "khud dhaka marlo beta " !

geet said...

your P.O.A is impressive.

- get the highlights done.acha lagega.

- dont use pond. but Vichy is good and even loreal. and start using a good SPF-30 cream pakka se when you go out in sun.Sun is the only culprit of wrinkles. and if you have time start drinking Green tea(just tea leave boiled in water) once a day,its an excellent antioxident. and if you dont have patience then use a good Serum(rich in anti-oxidents)and apply it at bed time before u apply any creme.

pheww...

aur inko Madam bolna nai sikhaya.. aunty-ji???

btw.. ab mein achi hun:-)

saphire said...

well....i have grey hair and i get mistaken for a 13 yr old...so i dunno..somehow my situation seems worse.. :-/ hrmpf

Hemanth Potluri said...

hahah nice taking....

SIM said...

Oh no she didn't... She didn't call you auntiji! Why didn't you just back up the car a lil' and teach the punk a lesson :P
Think of getting older as if you are maturing like a fine wine. Just gets better with age right?

Ekta said...

haha!
Sigh...we all go thru this phase..am going thru it to...desparate attempts to lose weight..
Well age eventually catches on!:-)
Dont let them hassel u!

mathew said...

LOL!!..you gotta visit Uncleji petrol pumps!!;-P

usha said...

ah, same boat! :D
a month back, i met an old friend and the 1st thing he tells me is: 'look at you! ek bachhe ki maa dikhti he!' *sob sob*

do let us know how the execution phase of the plan goes! good luck!! :)

n yeah, first you need to find a new petrol station!! im with you on that!!

Arpz said...

@ comments disabled - nahin yaarr!!! maybe because I was changing templates kuch locha hua hoga, me and disable comments? Kabhi nahin :D

Anshul said...

I think I will give up trying to be thin - I run 4 kms a day and still no effect...
bing on the chocolates I say

lilfern said...

unfortunately I have something which will make you feel better : Me standing in Q(with the husband) at some random place bumped into an old colleague - after introductions she loos pointedly at my midsection and merrily hums : "So , any good news due?" . One tight slap was all that was due I say :(( Needless to say I went yo-yoing the diet way till the good news did happen to come along - sigh!

Matangi Mawley said...

:D :D :D......

good 1!

Nisha said...

it happens only in india!!give it a thought :)

nasia said...

did u put back the weight u lost? :-((( but how thats depressing??

Aiswarya said...
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Aiswarya said...

Zee, Havnt you lost that bit of fat that you go on and on about?? yet? Dnt be lazy !! Get a move on Madam!!!

Jade said...

lolz... nice blog.. found a nice way to kill my time at work :P