Went to get petrol filled this morning from an all-women run petrol pump.
The lady says "Can you move forward Auntyji?"
Plan of action:
- lose weight (again!)
- dye my hair (like timmy said last week- "Your age is showing. It's time to dye"....which sounded more like "Your age is showing. It's time to die"....crap!)
- start using ponds anti aging or something
- find a new petrol station!!!!
Hmph! I hate Mondays!
36 comments:
arre... subah subah dikhayi nahin diya hoga theek se :P
keep talking......ha ha ha....
Ha ha!! Hows work and life in general? Has the musical maid sympony improved? Try 'Cranium'. Super game :)
She too must have been suffering from Monday morning blues!
I hate Mondays too! but even my monday was better than yours! :|
don worry.. just one of those bad hair days i guess! you will be alright as you always are.. :)
whaaaaaaaattt!! WTF!!
@#$@##$^^&$%#$@^*!!!!
awww!! muuuaaaahh!!
me no likes this attendant .. how rude!
Heyy! Have been reading your blog for quite some time now. :)
Arrey, i was working at this office two to three years back, and once a colleague had asked me whether I was bringing my husband and my kids for the 'Family Day' event organised by my office.
I was 21+ then. With no husband and NO kids! And i refuse to believe that i even looked like i was married! Or "Aged" for that matter! pffffffttt.
There should be a fine imposed on such people, who just ruin your morning/afternoon/day by saying the most ridiculous things! "Did you just say i am married?? Okay, pay a fine of five hundred dollars!"
:p
lol awesome! Atleast you figured out an action plan so quickly.haha.
Sorry...am laughing n all.But hey,isnt life fun when we sit back n think of even the bad dialogues.
Takecare.
Ha Ha.. I wonder why all this things happens only to u....
Anyways.. chnage the petrol station
daroga....sahi....
anonymous....err...i am
cuckoo...life goes on as u can see
illusion.....ya right!
black cofee...sighhhhh...that didn't make me feel better!
nutty......awwwwwwww so sweet!
miss.....u're so right! let's start the movement!
sree....sigh....go ahead laugh at my expense!
cm...i don't know! i need to do some serious thinking!
one more option...start walking/jogging/running to office :D
for more such advices...get in touch with me :D
lol...
how can girls be so insensitive to other girls!!
hehehhe!!!
ok, when i stop laughing, i'll say something more appropriate and comforting!
hehehe
What a clarity in thoughts ----"To bitch or not to bitch....is not even a question!"
Mann
they have all women run petrol pumps now...sweet...
nice example of a bitch.......
find a new petrol station is right. nothing else is dearie.
cos the people at that pump station are blind :P
Ha ha ha! Get d gal a pair of glasses and pat urself on d back for ur gud deed of d day!
anurag.....too lazy...give practical advice
gunj....women to women more by the looks of it :(
ruchi....i'm waiting....
mann...sab clear hai!
crazydiamond....and that's what u get out of it?
anti....errr...me???
arpz...ya man...btw, why are comments disabled on ur blog???
jolly....hmmmmm....good idea!
hillarious !
you should have replied "khud dhaka marlo beta " !
your P.O.A is impressive.
- get the highlights done.acha lagega.
- dont use pond. but Vichy is good and even loreal. and start using a good SPF-30 cream pakka se when you go out in sun.Sun is the only culprit of wrinkles. and if you have time start drinking Green tea(just tea leave boiled in water) once a day,its an excellent antioxident. and if you dont have patience then use a good Serum(rich in anti-oxidents)and apply it at bed time before u apply any creme.
pheww...
aur inko Madam bolna nai sikhaya.. aunty-ji???
btw.. ab mein achi hun:-)
well....i have grey hair and i get mistaken for a 13 yr old...so i dunno..somehow my situation seems worse.. :-/ hrmpf
hahah nice taking....
Oh no she didn't... She didn't call you auntiji! Why didn't you just back up the car a lil' and teach the punk a lesson :P
Think of getting older as if you are maturing like a fine wine. Just gets better with age right?
haha!
Sigh...we all go thru this phase..am going thru it to...desparate attempts to lose weight..
Well age eventually catches on!:-)
Dont let them hassel u!
LOL!!..you gotta visit Uncleji petrol pumps!!;-P
ah, same boat! :D
a month back, i met an old friend and the 1st thing he tells me is: 'look at you! ek bachhe ki maa dikhti he!' *sob sob*
do let us know how the execution phase of the plan goes! good luck!! :)
n yeah, first you need to find a new petrol station!! im with you on that!!
@ comments disabled - nahin yaarr!!! maybe because I was changing templates kuch locha hua hoga, me and disable comments? Kabhi nahin :D
I think I will give up trying to be thin - I run 4 kms a day and still no effect...
bing on the chocolates I say
unfortunately I have something which will make you feel better : Me standing in Q(with the husband) at some random place bumped into an old colleague - after introductions she loos pointedly at my midsection and merrily hums : "So , any good news due?" . One tight slap was all that was due I say :(( Needless to say I went yo-yoing the diet way till the good news did happen to come along - sigh!
:D :D :D......
good 1!
it happens only in india!!give it a thought :)
did u put back the weight u lost? :-((( but how thats depressing??
Zee, Havnt you lost that bit of fat that you go on and on about?? yet? Dnt be lazy !! Get a move on Madam!!!
lolz... nice blog.. found a nice way to kill my time at work :P
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